Unvaxxed $SPRM
The world's most valuable asset
Are you ready to be Unvaxxed?
Unvaxxed $SPRM is a groundbreaking meme token on the Solana blockchain, launched on December 21st, 2024, at 1 PM EST. Right now the whole market is filled with junk. It's leaking everywhere. We seek to put an end to this corruption. Here, we’re bringing back the gold standard. A meme so potent it can get your wallet (and your friends’ wallets) pregnant. This is the power of the omnipotent $SPRM! Hold onto your seed!
Contract Address
Gf7yJgJwBJPh2tEyzx66keUXyexniUDP9RtyZrQbpump
"Get your load of UNVAXXED $SPRM"
The $SPRM theme song!
What does it all MEME?
We’re not just making a meme, we’re making a statement. Realtalk: whether you knew 2020 was a psyop then or you’re waking up to that now, saying you’re holding onto Unvaxxed $SPRM is your way of siding with a happier, healthier humanity. This isn’t divide and conquer (there’s enough of that low vibe out there). Instead we’re here to unite and prosper! UNVAXX is our way of reclaiming that word that was used negatively and here we mean to empower it and flip it to mean to ‘detox’ and to ‘purify’, which everyone can do. As people were all in this together. It’s us (humanity) vs. the corrupt corporate interests.
OUR GOAL IS TO UNVAX HUMANITY
We are here to provide humanity with the tools to unvax the countless people who were lied to, manipulated and coerced. This is about unvaxxing yourself, about detoxing your vessel so purity can emerge.
"Unvaxxed $SPRM: first come, first served."
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"Unvaxxed $SPRM: more HODL = more cuddle"
Roadmap
Prelaunch
We are here. Building awareness, building momentum. Creating a detox protocool. Getting the Telegram with as many members as we can. Creating all sorts of memes.
Launch
December 21st 2024 1pm EST we do the Genesis Drop. Token creation is livestream, fair launch on pump.fun
The Future
Saving humanity by reaching a $100M market cap!
Who said we can't have fun while saving the world?
Here you will find the perfect blend of comedic impulses and a genuine mission to rally people. These elements together make Unvaxxed $SPRM the token with the best potential of penetrating the SOL market. Make sure you hodl on to your seed so you don't pull out too early!
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Tokenomics
Protected
Fair Launch. Dev won't dump his load on you. This is because we actually believe in our project and our cause, unlike 99.99% shit coins launched on pump.fun everyday.
Wallet Distribution of Team Wallets
Initial buy amount: 8 SOL divided in 4 wallets. Dev 1, Dev 2, Marketing, Giveaways.
Growth Tactics
Everybody HODL their seeds, thus the seed bank grows continuously. We have many incentives and challenges to reward those who help us grow.
Launch Incentives
#1: No SPILL HODLER event
5 million $SPRM tokens will be awarded amongst all the people who HODL their precious seed for 30 full days, starting on the Genesis Drop. To qualify it is pretty simple: Do not leak your $SPRM for 30 days. Aka... DON'T SELL. Those who fulfill this challenge will be extremely happy in all possible ways.
#2: Giveaway Wallet
We also have a special allocation in the Giveaway wallet. 15 Million tokens are locked until the market cap reaches $100M, in which case these tokens will be used to finance a health-related project in its entirety. The community will begin voting on what this project is upon reaching $5M market cap.
#3: Challenges and Events
All throughout the first 30 days of launch, challenges, activities, events, etc. will be played and give rewards in $SPRM and $SOL.
#4: Community Engagement
30 days in, 1 million tokens will be awarded to the most active community member, voted by the community. So spread these memes, do some noise, and let's take $SPRM to the egg!
"Unvaxxed $SPRM swims harder than Lia Thomas"
"Research shows that men aged 45-55 who hold Unvaxxed $SPRM report no longer needing Viagra"
How to Buy
- Download Phantom Wallet: This is where your $SPRM lives. Think of this as your ultimate $SPRM bank, but digital 🏦
- Save your recovery phrase: Seriously, don’t lose it, share it, or let it fall into the wrong hands. This is your seed of sovereignty. PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS. 🛡
- Load up on Solana: No Sol? No $SPRM. Send some from another exchange or buy directly in the app. 💸
- When the Genesis Drop begins, connect your wallet to the pump.fun link shared in the livestream, Telegram, and X.
- Use your SOL to buy how many $SPRM you want, then click BUY. Welcome to the club of vitality holders. 🚀 The more you have, the more epic you are. This is a simple fact.
- HODL: Don’t spill your seed by selling too soon. HODLing is how we save humanity! We aim for $100M Market cap in order to have certainty that the genetic lineage of humanity will be forever protected.
- Important: Because of how popular this project is, it is quite possible for fake $SPRM to be launched before the Genesis Drop on the 21st. PLEASE DON'T BUY TAINTED $SPRM. This is from people who want to steal your purity. Your Soul. And yur money. Wait for the official Livestream announced on X and on the Telegram.
"Let’s come out the gate with that BCE - Big Coin Energy"
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Detox Protocol
This information is a total joke, please DO NOT FOLLOW ANY OF THE RECOMMENDATIONS HERE! None of this has been evaluated by all the wonderful world agencies that totally do have your best interest at heart and want you to heal and thrive. For information and entertainment purposes only!
This is a crucial step. Really. This token was created with a powerful intention to provide healing to all those who have it. The collective intention of purity is infused in the very fabric of this token. So holding it makes you already the beneficiary of healing energy. We may or may not have a powerful team of quantum energy healers making sure this is true. Wink wink. $SPRM!!!
You must realize that you have the power of healing within you. There is NOTHING that is too much for you to heal from. So rid yourself of the belief that your body has been permanently altered. You can heal from anything. You have to trust this with every fiber of your being, even when current circumstances seem to indicate otherwise. YOU GOT THIS. Know it. Know it in your heart that healing is not only possible, it is here, now. Vitality, purity, clarity, all of it is there within you. Trust this.
Everywhere you look, everybody claims their diet is the best one. Nobody seem to agree except on one aspect. The elimination of toxic, processed food. Whatever diet you choose to follow to detox, this one aspect is going to bring you loads of benefits. FASTING is another big one. Autophagy has been linked to the processing of the spike protein, and so by fasting you are letting your body recycle the toxic stuff into something beneficial for you. STRESS: Stress is truly infamous when it comes to reducing the healing abilities of your body. Do everything you can to aid in relaxation of your body and mind. Be it meditation, prayer, singing, dancing, artistic expressions, anything that make your level of stress reduce is going to assist you tremendously.
Cocktail of Doom
Nattokinase, Serrapeptase, Bromelain, curcumin, NAC+. The recommended dosage is on the label for each. Studies show these break down the spike protein, which is responsible for 95% of negative symptoms from this whole thing.
Natural Supplements
- Dandelion Root tea
- Cinnamon
- Vitamin C
- Resveratrol
- Diatomaceous Earth
- Activated Charcoal
- Castor Oil packs
- Quercetin
- Cayenne Pepper
- Frankincense and Myrrh essential oils
- PEMF
- Chlorine Dioxide (CLO2)
- Wheatgrass juice
- Pine needle tea
- Infrared Sauna
- Biofeedback and bio-resonance therapy
- Trauma Release Exercises and Emotional therapies
Other
- Pharmaceuticals (Talk to your doctor): Ivermectin, EDTA
- Detox Baths: 1 cup Bentonite Clay, 1/2 cup Baking Soda, 1/2 cup Borax, 1 cup Epsom Salt, essential oils of your choice
- Getting sunlight, exercise, and quality sleep (Yes, the basics!)
With all of this in place, remembering the most quintessential first step of getting your very own UNVAXXED $SPRM, let's just say that all the nasties won't find your inner temple to be especially hospitable. The power of the golden $SPRM you now hold is going to be too bright, too shiny for them! It's time to DETOX and PURIFY! And of course, all of this was juuuust a joke!
References
- Clinical Approach to Post-acute Sequelae After COVID-19 Infection and Vaccination - Scientific Figure on ResearchGate. Available from: ResearchGate [accessed 17 Dec 2024].
- Akhter J, Quéromès G, Pillai K, Kepenekian V, Badar S, Mekkawy AH, Frobert E, Valle SJ, Morris DL. The Combination of Bromelain and Acetylcysteine (BromAc) Synergistically Inactivates SARS-CoV-2. Viruses. 2021 Mar 6;13(3):425. doi: 10.3390/v13030425. PMID: 33800932; PMCID: PMC7999995.
- Tanikawa T, Kiba Y, Yu J, Hsu K, Chen S, Ishii A, Yokogawa T, Suzuki R, Inoue Y, Kitamura M. Degradative Effect of Nattokinase on Spike Protein of SARS-CoV-2. Molecules. 2022; 27(17):5405. https://doi.org/10.3390/molecules27175405.
- Matende, N. (2024). Elimination/Neutralization of COVID-19 Vaccine-Produced Spike Protein: Scoping Review. Mathews Journal of Nutrition & Dietetics. Retrieved from Mathews Open Access.
- Proteolytic Targets for SARS-CoV-2 Spike Protein Degradation: Hope for Systemic Detoxification. Anthony M. Kyriakopoulos, M.D., Ph.D., Greg Nigh, N.D., Peter A. McCullough, M.D., M.P.H., Stephanie Seneff, Ph.D.
- Halma, M. T., Marik, P. E., & Saleeby, Y. M. (2023). Exploring Autophagy in Treating Spike Protein-related Pathology. Preprints. https://doi.org/10.20944/preprints202306.1903.v1.
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